DDanny-(realizing that Jazz knew all along)I need to get out more.
Butch-(present Danny and Sam are making out)You're not the only one.

CUT!

Take 2

Valerie's on her hoverboard.Insted of going over the chirdren,she crashes into them.

CUT!

Take 3

Box Lunch-Would you like a nice side salad with that?
Cameraman-Ooo,I'll take one to go!
(leaves with salad)
Butch-NNNOOOO!Wait.(looks at camera develishly)Action.
(Danny and Sam are making out.Butch is recording the whole thing.)
Butch-Camera,you and I are going places.Bad places.
HELLO,BLACKMAIL!

-- Super_Orbit

(after Danny's secret's out to ecverybody)
Jack(to Maddie): For the record, I blame you
Maddie: What? I'm the reason for Danny's powers? We all know Sam's the real cause!
Sam: What? How'd you know?
Maddie: Just becasue I'm not in the episode doesn't mean I don't read the script

-- TootPeed

(Tucker looks at his medallion)
Tucker: I knew these medallions were good for something! It's like a get-out-of-time free card!
(Throws one to Sam; hits her in the head)
Sam: OW!!!
(Tucker throws the other medallion to Danny; hits him in the head)
Danny: OW!!!
Butch: Cut! Tucker, you're supposed to throw them around their necks!

Take 2
Tucker: It's like a get-out-of-time free card!
(Throws one to Sam; lands around her neck. Throws the other to Danny; hits him in the head again)
Danny: OW!!!!!!
Butch: CUT!!!

Take 3
Tucker: It's like a get-out-of-time free card!
(Throws one to Saml lands on her neck. Throws the other to Danny, but it turns out to be an anvil. Hovers above Danny's head for a minute.)
Danny: Crud.
(THUD)
Butch: CUT!!!! Where's the antiseptic?!

(After Danny's medallion has finally gone around his neck)
Danny (still flying): Huh? What ha-
(Crashes into a wall and passes out again)
Butch: Cut! Set department! We weren't supposed to have a wall there!

(Danny falls through Lancer's briefcase, takes the piece of paper off his back. It's a picture of Kelly Clarkson. Danny starts cracking up)
Butch: Cut! Lancer, you're not allowed to have pictures of American Idol winners in your briefcase- just the answer booklet for the C.A.T.!!!

Take 1
Danny: What are you two talking about?!?!?!?!
(Reaches out for the flagpole, misses, and keeps falling)
Butch: Cut! Danny, you're supposed to grab the flagpole!
(Danny doesn't hear him; he is busy making out with Sam)
Butch: Oh, crud. Tool department, bring me the crowbar. Again.

Take 2
Danny: Wow. That flagpole thing works? I thought for sure that... AAAAAAH!
(When he lands on the fruit stand awning, it rips and he crashes into the oranges)
Sam: I don't care if you're covered in fruit! I still want to make out!
(Jumps on him and kisses him)
Butch: AAAARGH!

Danny: It doesn't matter if I go back in time or not. I'll never turn into you! Never!
Dark Danny: Of course you will.
(Starts turning back into fourteen year-old Danny, but somehow ends up in the form of Paulina)
Danny: Nice...
Butch: Okay, special effects, he's supposed to turn into a BOY.

--PhantomFan

Tucker:  (To Sam) For the record, I blame you.
Sam: What? What did I do?!
Tucker: How should I know? Marty, Steve, and Sib are the ones who wrote the story!
Butch:  (Turning to Marty, Steve, and Sib) Yeah, I've been thinking that. Why do we have that joke in there?
Steve: Hey, the story can't all be serious.
Butch: Oh, for the love of...cut!

Danny: Ember? You look...
Ember: Oh, once you destroyed my vocal cords I realized what foods I loved to eat! Thanks for that!
Butch: Ember! What are you doing?
Ember: Hey, you guys are the ones who made me like this!
Butch: I don't get paid enough for this job. Cut!

Dark Danny:  ( After red smoke comes out of his mouth) Oh, please.
Danny: Ew. My ghost sense is gonna come out of my nose one day?!
Butch: It has to change after ten years, doesn't it?
Danny: Yeah, but couldn't you put it somewhere better?
Butch: How about your butt instead?
Danny: No! Especially after that experience in "Memory Blank".
Butch: Then it's the nose. Let's retake, people!

-- JK_rules

Danny: Wow, that flag pole thing works? I thought for sure it would BREAK!!!!! (lands on butch)
Butch: OW! MY LEG!!!!!!
Danny: I'm sorry! (to himself) Not.
Butch: Huh?
Danny: nothing.
Sam: DANNY!!! Now that butch has a broken leg and can't come after us, do you want to make out over there?!
Danny: Ok, see ya later butch!
Butch: STEVE! Get the crowbar and separate them please.
Steve: But the crowbar is still burried sir.
Butch: GAH!!!!! Well, could you at least call an ambulance? (passes out)
Danny and Sam: YES!!! (start making out)
Butch: NO!!! Oh, and CUT!!!

-- dannyandsamrock